-1 1/2 cups Patience 1 cup Courage
-3/4 cup Tolerance dash of Adventure
-1 pound of Ability
To the above ingredients:
-Add 2 tablespoons elbow grease and let stand alone for one year. Marinate frequently with salty tears. Pour off excess fat and sprinkle ever so lightly with money then Knead dough until payday. Season with international spices.
Bake 20 years or until done. Makes unlimited servings
SERVE WITH PRIDE
22 hours ago